nicedoggo:

*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*

robinmichelleblake:

drsimetra:

i love rudolph

I like this meme. It’s a good meme.

the-x-button:

shitty-car-mods-daily:

I’m pickle shift via Shitty_Car_Mods

finally living up to your url i see

slimetony:

Alive 2027 Limewire Leak

flamboyantcomplainer:

celestrious:

My Brother, My Brother, and Me but it’s a crappy thriller.

holy shit this is a fantastic job of editing omg

trainthief:

my coworker today was like “i bet you dont know this song” and put on Don’t Go Breaking My Heart. And I was like “yeah, of course I do, it’s Elton John” and he was like “who?” and I said “Elton John. He wrote this” and he was like “oh I don’t know about that, it’s just in the Chicken Little movie” 

sounddesignerjeans:

lusec:

sounddesignerjeans:

It’s 2:30 AM and I’m in the men’s bathroom and someone was in another stall and I starting blaring the Thomas The Tank Engine theme and I literally heard them stop peeing out of fear

how do you know it was fear and not arousal?

I like to think we live in a nice world and not the one you just created

moonlandingwasfaked:

otakusapien:

neopuff:

butch hartman is baiting me and im gonna stab him

but…cosmo gave birth to poof….how could you forget writing a canon mpreg into your own show?!

Cosmo fucked juandissimo is the only logical conclusion

quatara:

me passin a road work ahead sign tryin not to say “i sure hope it does”